Everybody needs a little plausible deniability. My daughter Chelsea took page from Jake Blue's play book and suggested another good reason for proclaiming your innocence.
The front of the shirt reads "I'm colorblind. What's your excuse?"
And while we're talking about Jake Blues, here's the inspirational quote:
"...I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!" --Jake Blues (1980).